For the second time in four days, I’ve had bathroom issues.
Not personal ones you understand, such things are rarely for public consumption, but the bathroom in this hotel is a dangerous place to be.
The bruises on my left inner thigh are now a very dark blue, with accompanying shades of black and purple welts, and small areas of a yellowy colour.
This morning, partly out of fear and partly due to reduced mobility after my previous fall, I gingerly entered the bath for my morning douche. I closed the door, and checked that the multi coloured sledge (supposedly a non-stick mat) was in place. Water on and started to wash.
Once the head was full of shampoo I moved slightly to get more water, and my elbow touched, I repeat touched, the door. I felt movement, moved my feet slightly to steady myself, resulting in the multi coloured sledge (supposedly a non-stick mat) picking up speed towards the end of the bath. I overbalanced, lurched to the left and again touched the door.
Which fell out, and caused me to overbalance, although this time I managed to grab the sides of the bath before once again arriving on the bathroom floor like a beached whale.
’tis dangerous in there I tell you.