What a loss.

So, after an absolutely ferocious weekend of drinking and eating lots, I weighed myself with some dread on Monday morning.

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Does not compute.

Got off said scales and got back on.

Read the same.

Somehow, over a 72 hour period of festivities I’d somehow managed to lose a reasonable amount of weight. I couldn’t quite believe it, so I weighed myself a third time just to be sure. Same again.

I was totally confused until I saw some of the videos taken on the Saturday night.

It appears that my dignity weighs 3kg.

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About bobleponge216

Elderly rotund toothless male seeks wilderness to travel to.
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3 Responses to What a loss.

  1. There’s your answer, then!

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  2. Nikki says:

    Congratulations! Perhaps this is the moment to drag out that old chestnut: “The end justifies the means.”
    Please forgive me for asking: Did the video contained images of you emulating Fred Astaire, or engaging in acts of manly derring-do? 🙂

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