So, after an absolutely ferocious weekend of drinking and eating lots, I weighed myself with some dread on Monday morning.
Does not compute.
Got off said scales and got back on.
Read the same.
Somehow, over a 72 hour period of festivities I’d somehow managed to lose a reasonable amount of weight. I couldn’t quite believe it, so I weighed myself a third time just to be sure. Same again.
I was totally confused until I saw some of the videos taken on the Saturday night.
It appears that my dignity weighs 3kg.