Solvent SWM seeks European female with good body. Must be prepared to share her full history with me. Good boots a must. She can’t have travelled too far. She mustn’t be too costly to keep, nor drink too much. Non smoker essential.
I will travel to anywhere in Europe to find her, woo her and bring her home. Once with me she will be pampered, cosseted like never before. She will be loved like only a middle aged man could love a younger lady.
I have a GSOH, essential for a lady of this quality, and am happy to drive her wherever she wishes.
The quest begins.